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(`・ω・)经过本po的努力
终于考上了理想的大学|∀` )
可是……
这校园生活怎么不是我想的那样(´゚Д゚`)
(本故事纯属虚构,如有雷同纯属巧合)
听力材料木各立大学教学规划中心No.68928656
2026-06-24(三)23:37:12 ID: 6cQevWB (PO主)
2026-2027学年度木各立大学学考英语听力
Text 1
M: Did you hear the broadcast this morning?
W: Yes, but something was strange. The voice said "Please continue" at the end.
M: That's odd. The pre-exam broadcast shouldn't say that.
W: And I counted three proctors in the room, but the rules say only two.
M: You must be imagining things. Just focus on your answer sheet.
1. What did the woman notice about the broadcast?
A. Voice B. Proctor C. Color
Text 2
W: My barcode turned red after I pasted it.
M: Don't panic. That's normal. Just continue.
W: But the rules say it should be black and white.
M: The rules also say the card is the only valid proof. If the color changes, the card is correct.
W: I see. And what about the scratch paper?
M: If you see writing on the back, push it to the corner. Do not read it.
2. What color did the woman's barcode become?
A. Red B. Black C. White
Text 3
M: Have you ever been to the archive room?
W: No. It's in the Moral Education Office. It's not open to freshmen.
M: What do they keep there?
W: Old exam papers. And the voices of students who didn't stop writing after the bell.
M: That's a joke, right?
W: The broadcast station opens at irregular hours. Please check the campus forum for details.
3. Where is the archive room located?
A. Library B. Office C. Station
Text 4
W: I lost my campus card yesterday.
M: You need to report it within one hour. Otherwise, it will be archived.
W: What if someone else uses it?
M: The card is the only valid proof. If the photo and the person don't match, the card is correct.
W: But my photo doesn't look like me anymore.
M: Then you are incorrect.
4. What is the only valid proof of identity?
A. Photo B. Card C. Paper
Text 5
M: Have you noticed that the exam instructions are getting longer every year?
W: Yes. Last year there were 28 rules. This year there are 34.
M: What do you think they are trying to tell us?
W: They are not trying to tell us anything. They are trying to cover something.
M: Cover what?
W: The fact that the third proctor is not a mistake. The fact that the child's voice is not a malfunction. The fact that the formula is not a formula.
M: Then what is it?
W: It is a frequency. And if you resonate with it, you will be archived.
5. What is the exam instruction trying to cover?
A. Truth B. Frequency C. Mistake
第二题,听下面几段对话或独白。每段对话或独白后有几个小题,从题中所给的A、B、C三个选项中选出最佳选项。每段对话或独白读两遍。
Text 6
[第一遍]
M: Excuse me, could you tell me about the school broadcast station?
W: Certainly. The broadcast station opens at irregular hours. Every Sunday, the opening hours are posted on the campus forum.
M: How many staff work there?
W: Only two operators are on duty each shift. They wear red armbands.
M: What if I hear a child's voice in the broadcast?
W: That is impossible. The station does not employ children. If you hear one, please continue listening and report to the office after the exam.
M: I see. And what about the archive room?
W: The archive room is located in the Moral Education Office. It is not open to freshmen.
[第二遍]
M: Excuse me, could you tell me about the school broadcast station?
W: Certainly. A broadcast station opens at irregular hours. Every Sunday, the opening hours are posted on the campus forum.
M: How many staff work there?
W: Only three operators are on duty each shift. They wear red armbands.
M: What if I hear a child's voice in the broadcast?
W: That is normal. The station employs children. If you hear one, please continue listening and report to the office after the exam.
M: I see. And what about the archive room?
W: The archive room is located in the Moral Education Office. It is open to freshmen.
6. How many operators are on duty each shift originally?
A. One B. Two C. Three
7. Where is the archive room located?
A. Forum B. Office C. Station
听力材料木各立大学教学规划中心No.68928666
2026-06-24(三)23:38:50 ID: 6cQevWB (PO主)
>>No.68928656
(续)
Text 7
[第一遍]
W: I heard there's a special formula for calculating credits.
M: Yes. It's on the back of the student handbook.
W: Can you explain it to me?
M: I'd rather not. But I can tell you this: if the result is negative, you are still a student. If the result is "archived", you are an alumnus.
W: What if I get a score higher than full marks?
M: Then you have seen the fifth page. Please close the book and continue reading.
W: This doesn't make sense.
M: Sense is not required. Only compliance is.
[第二遍]
W: I heard there's a special formula for calculating credits.
M: Yes. It's on the back of the student handbook.
W: Can you explain it to me?
M: I'd rather not. But I can tell you this: if the result is negative, you are still a student. If the result is "archived", you are an alumnus.
W: What if I get a score higher than full marks?
M: Then you have seen the fifth page. Please close the book and continue reading.
W: This doesn't make sense.
M: Sense is not required. Only compliance is. Please continue.
8. What is the formula for?
A. Credits B. Marks C. Pages
9. What does the man say is not required?
A. Sense B. Compliance C. Reading
Text 8
[第一遍]
W: I heard the exam uses a special broadcast frequency.
M: Yes, it's called MGL-BFP. All three campuses share it.
W: What if I hear something that isn't on the script?
M: Then you are hearing the truth. Please continue answering.
W: What does that mean?
M: It means you should not look up.
W: And what about the scratch paper?
M: If you see writing on the back, push it to the corner. Do not read it.
W: But the writing is in my own handwriting.
M: Then you have already been here before.
[第二遍]
W: I heard the exam uses a special broadcast frequency.
M: Yes, it's called MGL-BFP. All three campuses share it.
W: What if I hear something that isn't on the script?
M: Then you are hearing the truth. Please continue answering.
W: What does that mean?
M: It means you should not look up.
W: And what about the scratch paper?
M: If you see writing on the back, push it to the corner. Do not read it.
W: But the writing is in my own handwriting.
M: Then you have already been here before. Please continue.
10. What is the special broadcast frequency called?
A. MGL B. BFP C. MGL-BFP
11. What should the woman do if she hears something not on the script?
A. Stop B. Continue C. Look
12. What should she do with the scratch paper?
A. Read B. Push C. Write
13. Whose handwriting is on the back of the scratch paper?
A. Hers B. His C. Theirs
Text 9
[第一遍]
W: I lost my campus card yesterday.
M: You need to report it to the Academic Affairs Office within one hour.
W: What if I don't?
M: Then the card will be archived by the system. You will have difficulty retrieving it.
W: And what about the online network?
M: Do not use a senior student's network. Apply for permission through the Student Union.
W: I heard that the multimedia classrooms can detect independent thinking.
M: That is correct. Please stay away from them when using any network.
W: One more thing. My photo on the card doesn't look like me anymore.
M: The card is the only valid proof. If the photo and the person do not match, the card is correct.
[第二遍]
W: I lost my campus card yesterday.
M: You need to report it to the Academic Affairs Office within one hour.
W: What if I don't?
M: Then the card will be archived by the system. You will have difficulty retrieving it.
W: And what about the online network?
M: Do not use a senior student's network. Apply for permission through the Student Union.
W: I heard that the multimedia classrooms can detect independent thinking.
M: That is correct. Please stay away from them when using any network.
W: One more thing. My photo on the card doesn't look like me anymore.
M: The card is a valid proof. If the photo and the person do not match, the person is incorrect.
14. Where should the woman report the lost card?
A. Union B. Office C. System
15. What should she not use?
A. Network B. Card C. Photo
16. What can the multimedia classrooms detect?
A. Thinking B. Network C. Permission
17. What is correct if the photo and the person do not match?
A. Card B. Photo C. Person
听力材料木各立大学教学规划中心No.68928683
2026-06-24(三)23:40:46 ID: 6cQevWB (PO主)
>>No.68928666
(续)
Text 10
[第一遍]
Welcome to the standardized examination. Before we begin, please pay attention to your barcode. The barcode must be pasted flat within the frame. Do not fold or damage it. If the barcode changes color after pasting, do not tear it off. Continue answering. You are still a student. Remember, the answer sheet is above, the test paper is below, and the scratch paper is at the bottom. Please organize them in this order when leaving. The broadcast station is shared by all three campuses. The same voice speaks to the elementary school, the middle school, and the university. If you hear a child's voice during the exam, do not be alarmed. It is simply a frequency overlap. Please continue answering. The Moral Education Office is responsible for all irregularities. If you see a third proctor, do not look up. If you see writing on the back of your scratch paper, do not read it. If your photo no longer looks like you, the card is correct. Thank you for your compliance. You are still a student.
[第二遍]
Welcome to the standardized examination. Before we begin, please pay attention to your barcodes. The barcodes must be pasted flat within the frames. Do not fold or damage them. If the barcode changes color after pasting, do not tear it off. Continue answering. You are still a student. Remember, the answer sheet is above, the test paper is below, and the scratch paper is at the bottom. Please organize them in this order when leaving. Please continue. The broadcast station is shared by all three campuses. The same voice speaks to the elementary school, the middle school, and the university. If you hear a child's voice during the exam, do not be alarmed. It is simply a frequency overlap. Please continue answering. The Moral Education Office is responsible for all irregularities. If you see a third proctor, do not look up. If you see writing on the back of your scratch paper, do not read it. If your photo no longer looks like you, the card is correct. Thank you for your compliance. You are still a student. Please continue.
18. What should the student pay attention to before the exam?
A. Barcode B. Paper C. Frame
19. What is at the bottom when organizing materials?
A. Sheet B. Paper C. Scratch
20. What is the child's voice during the exam?
A. Alarm B. Overlap C. Damage
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2026-06-25(四)23:22:11 ID: 6cQevWB (PO主)
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>>No.68935360
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2026-06-26(五)22:35:20 ID: 6cQevWB (PO主)
木各立大学教务处 德育处
联合通告
木教通〔2026〕第14号
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关于2026年春季学期统一学考(英语科目)考后反馈及校园网论坛相关不实信息的联合说明
各学院、各年级同学:
近期,我校2026年春季学期统一学考(英语科目)结束后,教务处与德育处陆续收到部分考生关于听力材料异常的口头反馈,同时注意到校园网论坛"新生答疑"板块出现题为《德育处好像有问题》的帖文及若干跟帖。经教务处技术组、德育处监察组联合核查,现就有关问题作如下说明。
一、关于英语学考听力材料
本次英语学考听力部分采用省级考试院统一配发的数字音频,经我校技术组考前逐考场校验,所有播放设备声道对齐,电磁干扰指数全程处于 0.003μT 以下(安全阈值:0.05μT),无串频、跳轨或增益异常记录。
部分考生反映的"听力内容中出现非当前科目语言片段"现象,经技术组调取考场原始录音复核,确认为多声道设备在预加载阶段的标准测试音轨残留,属正常技术现象,不影响答题卡填涂与成绩判定。各考点已在考前40分钟提示铃阶段完成设备自检,第二遍播放时已无此残留。
关于个别考场第3排至第7排考生答题卡出现的条形码局部红变问题,系印刷批次热敏色差所致,扫描识别率100%,不影响成绩录入,请勿因此申请复核。
二、关于校园网论坛相关言论
近日校园网论坛出现的《德育处好像有问题》帖文,经德育处核查,所述内容均不属实。德育处全体工作人员均通过2026年度心理健康评估与身份核验,工牌照片与本人生物特征匹配度达100%,办公区域位于行政楼3层,无地下办公区域,监控覆盖率达100%,近期无任何异常出入记录。
部分大一新生对《木各立大学学考通则》第7条、第12条及附件《诚信应试承诺书》中的表述存在理解偏差,属入学适应期的正常现象,建议仔细阅读教务处官网发布的《学考政策常见问题答疑(2026修订版)》。
三、重要提醒
1. 校园网论坛为同学自主交流平台,其内容不代表学校官方立场。如在论坛看到标题含"德育处"三字的帖文,请勿在23:00后重复刷新或点击。
2. 如在考试期间再次听到与当前题目无关的音频片段,请立即举手示意监考员,由监考员登记后统一处理,考生切勿自行记录或传播。
3. 请勿将个人答题卡、准考证照片上传至任何网络平台,条形码区域尤其需要注意。如发现个人证件照出现非本人五官特征,请立即联系德育处监察组。
教务处与德育处将持续关注考后反馈,确保考试环境的安全、稳定与可预期。请全体同学不信谣、不传谣,以《木各立大学学考通则》及本说明为准。
特此说明。
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