无标题无名氏No.63741828

2024-09-11(三)20:42:14 ID: IPskXMH

实力派

无标题无名氏No.63741857

2024-09-11(三)20:45:38 ID: wZXCx5X (PO主)

今天先这么多，小肥要去写作业了，学生肥仔泪目( ;´д`)
🇬🇧肥哥表示对于规则四和规则九（两份捡到的便条），他想要自己手写一份，小肥也很期待看到肥哥画长耳朵兔兔象

无标题无名氏No.63741996

2024-09-11(三)20:57:09 ID: RCZlm5K

>>No.63741857
长耳兔兔象啊。。。。那玩意某种意义上算是我的心理阴影了( ´_ゝ`)

之前看二创的时候就被这个设定给狠狠的吓过一次 以至于后续每次看到相关的图必一定要过一轮san check( ﾟ∀。)

🇬🇧肥肥翻译了动物园规则怪谈无名氏No.63757906

2024-09-13(五)12:58:32 ID: wZXCx5X (PO主)

现在还能发标题吗(;´Д`)突然意识到第一次没发标题

无标题无名氏No.63758284

2024-09-13(五)13:39:23 ID: wZXCx5X (PO主)

>>No.63757906
看来是不能加在总帖上了，悲）
等晚上下课更新第二章|∀` )明天还要上课，哭泣

规则二 员工守则无名氏No.63767931

2024-09-14(六)10:56:51 ID: wZXCx5X (PO主)

The Second Guide.

Zoological Gardens Employee Handbook.

We offer an excellent package of employee benefits. Ten times base pay rate for overtime, A large amount of annual leave, and full insurance coverage for all employees. We hope that you will do your best in return, to ensure your own safety, by following this handbook. Life is precious, and only comes to us once, so, for the sake of your family, please protect yourself, and study these rules.

a. If you see an escaped rabbit by the path, Do not attempt to approach or catch the animal yourself. Instead, lead them to the Lion Den, and allow the white lions to do their part.

b. Ape Avenue has a single path through it’s displays. If a guest reports seeing two paths, and exhibits including rabbits, Lead them out of the exhibit using the left hand path and close the Ape Avenue entrance. Once all guests have left the exhibit, cordon Ape Avenue off for a minimum of ten minutes.

c. While inspecting the Elephant Enclosure, If you notice that the elephant you are observing does not match the image of an elephant on the enclosure sign, avert your eyes from the animal, and repeat to yourself that Elephants are supposed to look like the one on the sign, not like the one in the enclosure.

d. Employees stationed at Drinks Kiosks should check the shelves hourly for anything labelled “Rabbit’s Blood”. Any product thus labelled should be removed immediately and stored appropriately.

e. The Shrubbery surrounding the Rabbit Garden should be trimmed every other month to reduce excess shade.

f. There is no Oceanarium in the Zoological Gardens. If a colleague mentions the presence of an Oceanarium, or tries to suggest it exists, cease all communication immediately. That person is no longer the colleague that you knew.

g. If you see the Oceanarium, do not enter. Tell yourself you have not seen the Oceanarium, and leave.

h. The feeding schedule for the rabbits is once every 7 days. Do not feed them any snacks, or anything other than the prescribed foodstuffs.

i. If you hear laughter whilst at the Rabbit Garden, that cannot be identified as coming from one of the guests, detach the last page of the employee handbook along the perforated line, and holding it tightly, head to the Elephant Enclosure, and throw into the enclosure’s grassed area. Other staff will be aware of the situation, and will not chastise you for littering.

j. If A guest approaches you, claiming to have become separated from his party, or otherwise having broken the visitors code of conduct, Immediately lead them to the Lion Den. The staff in that exhibit will know how to process the guest. You may during these incidents encounter colleagues in black overalls who try to engage with you. Do not acknowledge them. These are not your colleagues.

k. We have a total of four white lions. If you suddenly see more than four white lions. Brandish the ‘Rabbits Blood’ at them, and pour it out over the first white lion that rushes you, and leave immediately. Do not seek out additional lions.

l. Do not hoard/organise/stock/use rabbit themed toys or apparel. Do not touch any Rabbit paraphanalia that appear in the zoological gardens. If a guest attempt to buy a rabbit themed item, enquire and confirm the recipient is under the age of 18, otherwise do not complete the transaction.

J. If you spot a person wearing Rabbit paraphanalia enter the Elephant Enclosure, and are unable to stop them, immediately disperse any guests in the vicinity and cordon the entrance until you hear children screaming inside the exhibit.

k. Tinitus/ a tightness in the chest/ migrane/ redness of the eyes for a period within five minutes is normal, and is no cause for concern. If these symptoms persist for longer than ten minutes, stop your work, and head to the Lion Den as quickly, and by any route, possible.

l. Act in a friendly manner to the white lions. There is no need to be defensive around these creatures whilst there are only four of them. They have been hand reared from birth to be comfortable in human company.If you are unfortunate enough to be attacked by a white lion during their normal state, without immediately dying, disregard handbook rules f and g. There is no need to seek hospital attention, as you will not die. Instead, enter the Oceanarium, which you will find quickly. Do not be alarmed that you are now wearing black overalls.

无标题无名氏No.63767946

2024-09-14(六)10:57:34 ID: erLoRqE

(*ﾟ∇ﾟ)

无标题无名氏No.63776112

2024-09-14(六)23:53:22 ID: 2WG5vQe

希望能麻烦po贴一些老外的反应来，十分好奇。(`ε´ )

无标题无名氏No.63789253

2024-09-16(一)12:28:43 ID: wZXCx5X (PO主)

>>No.63776112
吼的，我会时不时总结一些上来(*´∀`)
🇬🇧肥哥现在还在推理阶段中，目前他在坚定地怀疑海洋馆不是啥好东西2333也因此也坚定怀疑全文中存在不少恶意误导规则( ´ー`)