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2025-06-05(四)17:11:01 ID:XpMZHhv 回应
英语学习串
无标题无名氏No.66505290
2025-07-06(日)21:09:13 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0706
Genshin Impact is the greatest game of the 21st century. Why am I so confident in this? Because I have played this game for over five years, and there's no Genshin knowledge I don't know. You can call me the Genshin Master or the Genshin Doctor. Trust me, nobody knows Genshin better than me.
You definitely should try this game; it has all the fun you need. For example, it includes content like little boys, gay and lesbian themes, and even human-animal sexual acts. Yes, all of this can satisfy you!
无标题无名氏No.66514168
2025-07-07(一)23:53:29 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0607
Nobody needs a sucky open-world game on their smartphone. Yes, I am talking about Genshin Impact instead of Wuthering Waves.
Genshin is a bad game. In it, you can only choose a gay or lesbian character, and there are no bishojo characters.
You can't even pay the 648 RMB to get a character that you like.
Your paid 648 RMB will increase the Mihoyo CEO's villa size, but it won't add even one centimeter to the open world's graphics.
Among the gay and lesbian characters, you have better choices. There's no need to stick with Genshin. Even playing a 'dick' is better than Genshin.
无标题无名氏No.66523828
2025-07-09(三)00:56:47 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0708
Are you a Lolicon? If you are a real Lolicon, you should know that big breasts are not suitable for a loli. Small breasts are best, regardless of whether it's a loli or a madam.
This online discourse reflects more than just a bias towards a big-breast-centric aesthetic. Humans being so fixated on big breasts is an illness; it's an expression of insecurity. Not having big breasts can cause self-abasement, but not having small breasts will not lead to an inferiority complex.
Boycott big breasts, if you're a real Lolicon. We need more small breasts. Don't let big breasts become a trend; this will give rise to more feelings of inferiority.It's not conducive to the healthy development of human sexual preferences.
无标题无名氏No.66532724
2025-07-10(四)01:34:47 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0709
I apologized for my negative comments about Genshin Impact.
Let me say this again: Genshin is the greatest game of the 21st century. I know some people don't like Genshin, even dissing it by comparing it to other mobile open-world games. That's not fair. You can't compare a parent to a son.
Do you know how much 1 Genshin Primogem is worth in RMB? One Jiao! That means 10 Primogems are worth 1 CNY. Even more shocking, you can get a whopping 60 Primogems if you complete daily quests. In just one day, you can get a lot of money – a full 6 RMB!
In just one year, you'll get 21,900 Primogems. That's worth three 648 RMB top-ups in Genshin, all for free!
So much happiness! Genshin is all I need to live my life.
无标题无名氏No.66541481
2025-07-11(五)00:54:55 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0710
Inspiration is just like semen; you can't have an ejaculation every day. Too much ejaculation will damage your penis, just as draining too much inspiration will damage your brain.
So, for today, let's relax. No more stupid English essays, no more obscene compositions. Let's just say: Fucking English!
Done.
无标题无名氏No.66549395
2025-07-12(六)00:02:00 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0711
You haven't jacked off for two days, which is more than 99% of people can say.
Please keep going, don’t let your hand touch your penis again until you next cum. Keep your virginity; you don’t need a woman to help you cum.
Be a happy virgin; every day you can cum.
What? You mean today’s composition is too short. Hey dude, you don’t rely on each composition being as long as my dick is.
无标题无名氏No.66558831
2025-07-13(日)01:27:52 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0712
Do you guys not have phones? When we talk about phones, we say we have smartphone games. Yes, like Withering Waves.
Why not Genshin Impact? Maybe somebody will say:
'Genshin is a last-generation game, too old for people. Withering Waves is a next-generation game. It has more novelty and can help you jack off more than Genshin.'
You need a group; you are not a 12-year-old child anymore. Uninstall your Genshin, and download a truly open-world game, like MiniWorld or Infinity Nikki.
无标题无名氏No.66564359
2025-07-13(日)22:22:12 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0713
Today is Sunday. Sundays are rest days, not suitable for writing.
On a rest day, you have to jack off in your bed, instead of using ChatGPT or another AI to write a fucking composition.
So, we must jack off right away. Today I will stop writing the fucking English composition to rest.
Goodbye, see you next time, have a nice jackoff.
无标题无名氏No.66575143
2025-07-15(二)03:11:54 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
划了半天没找到串还以为被删了,真怕哪天真被删了,虽然串内容是obscene 了点,不过没有人举报的话应该没事吧
0714
You are a lazy dog! Don't complain about having no time. Come on, just make use of your jack-off time to write English compositions.
You can keep jerking off every day, so why not stick to learning something all day?
Because learning has no intense pleasure like jerking off, right?
Perhaps it does. But have you thought about why learning can't make you cum?
Can't it? It's not impossible to cum while learning; you just jerk off and learn at the same time.
That's a perfect solution to that problem, what a genius idea!