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2025-06-05(四)17:11:01 ID:XpMZHhv 回应
英语学习串
无标题无名氏No.66584506
2025-07-16(三)01:12:49 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
obscene是形容词 所以应该是 这虽然是obscene串，但是….
0715
At the end of a tiring day, writing English compositions is not a good relaxation method for you.
Eating some food, jerking off sometimes, or making love with your waifu—all these can help you relax.
Writing is not fun; it offers no intense pleasure and can't make you cum. It's just like this boring life.
Don't long for writing to be happy all the time, or for everyday life to be meaningful. Boredom is the usual state day by day. You just need to wait for a happy day to come; at least that moment will be fun.
无标题无名氏No.66592702
2025-07-17(四)01:00:07 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0716
Type '1' to help you finish your composition.
111111, really, dude?
Yes, it's finished already, dude. This is it.
You think this composition is too short?
Man, what can I say?
Here, you don't need to worry about filling a 300-word grid like a high school English final exam composition. And don't worry, no teacher will give you a 59.
All we need to do is randomly type some obscene English words into your chat and send them to some innocent people.
Finally, 1111111, it's finished, right? Is that long enough?
无标题无名氏No.66602328
2025-07-18(五)00:43:28 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0717
Sorry, but today I have no composition. I'm slacking off today. Yes, I have approved my leave request.
We don't have to write compositions today; we can rest all day. Maybe we can play some galgames or Visual Novels, and you can jerk off until your semen is depleted.
Let's say laziness is best. Laze forever!
无标题无名氏No.66610672
2025-07-18(五)23:27:10 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0718
Oh, I don't want to write another composition again. Every day, there are more and more compositions. Congratulations! At least we've memorized this English word. Yes, composition, composition, composition, you see! I can spell this word three times in a row, perfectly!
This composition should end here, but I don't want to let it look too short. So, I added some bullshit at the end. It looks so long now, much better than before, right?
无标题无名氏No.66619719
2025-07-20(日)01:08:55 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0719
We shouldn't have to write another composition today. It's the weekend, just like every week, so we need to rest all weekend.
We must adhere to an 8-hour workday, so we can spend our weekends jerking off instead of working 996 hours.
Nobody would jerk off at work, unless they have no time to do so because of the 996 work schedule.
Jerking off in the workplace is an act of resistance against an unreasonable society.
Let's jerk off to resist this world!
无标题无名氏No.66627117
2025-07-20(日)23:37:38 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0720
Last week, I mentioned that weekends aren't suitable for writing. So today, we don't need to write another English composition. And yes, that includes this one.
It's like wanting to buy new clothes, but you can only go out to buy them if you're already wearing clothes. Similarly, you don't want to write another composition, yet to express that very thought, you have to write something down. It's so paradoxical, like a devious faggot
无标题无名氏No.66636555
2025-07-22(二)02:04:05 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)
0721
Oh, I didn't even have time to do 0721 (オナニー) on 07/21. That's not a good sign. Mr. XunLei once said: 'Time is like the semen in a penis; if you stroke your penis, you'll always get some.'
Yes, it's not that I didn't have time to write a composition or to do 0721; rather, I simply didn't try to do 0721. Sorry, I apologize to Mr. XunLei, I apologize for not doing 0721, and I apologize to my wife, Ayachi Neinei.