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2025-06-05(四)17:11:01 ID:XpMZHhv 回应

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无标题无名氏No.66645986

2025-07-23(三)02:56:03 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

0722

无标题无名氏No.66654231

2025-07-24(四)02:13:09 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

0723

Actually, I'm out of ideas for today's composition. I'm tired of obscene topics, and my obscene inspiration has completely dried up. Anyway, I won't be engaging in any more obscene acts in the future. My obscene mindset has disappeared; the person I am now is new, perfect, and pure.

Let's talk about some meaningful themes, like cosmological origins, the boundaries of the universe, or the end of the universe. Oh, that seems too broad for now. Don't worry, we have a truly universal theme: jerking off. Is there anyone who doesn't like jerking off? Nobody can tolerate a day without masturbation!

What? You're saying it's too obscene, and you can't stand it? Okay, I'll stop this composition now.

无标题无名氏No.66664503

2025-07-25(五)00:31:40 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

0724

I'm not sure what KFC and Crazy Thursday mean. But today, as I was playing Genshin Impact, the moment I logged into the game, 648 CNY was deducted from my Alipay by miHoYo's CEO. This happened just because I had previously said some fucking words about Genshin.
So, I'm out 648 CNY. Can you spare 50 CNY, bro? I really need to top up Genshin to appease miHoYo's CEO. Otherwise, he'll ban my Genshin account and wipe out all my Genshin contributions! Yes, it's always for Genshin. I absolutely do not want to eat KFC's Crazy Thursday discount package.

无标题无名氏No.66674237

2025-07-26(六)01:43:14 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

0725

It's time to rack our brains to write some trash again. Oh, it's already starting. Let me think about this round. I need to talk about what the theme is.
It should not be an obscene theme, like 'jack off'. No matter how much you love the topic of 'jack off', you should not mention it at all. We write too much about 'jack-off' topics, so we are tired of it.
However, the truth is...
Shit, bro, I can't even think of anything that has nothing to do with 'jack off'. Alright, you win. Let us discuss the theme of 'jerk off' again.
I really want to write something about 'jack off' now...
But it's getting late — tomorrow we'll talk about 'jack off' again.

无标题无名氏No.66679990

2025-07-26(六)22:11:11 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

0726

Let me show you my new waifu. Her name is Kitagawa Marin. No, no, not Kita. Kita is my ex-wife.

I think you're a little confused. Why Kitagawa? Isn't she Gojo Wakana's girlfriend? That's true, but she is also my waifu. That's not NTR. Do you know about bike-sharing? It's just like that.

During the daytime, she is Gojo's girlfriend, and at night, she is my waifu. Is it the money that makes our relationship so stable? Marin likes cosplay. At night, her cosplay is so hot... Oh, I can't talk about this anymore, unless you can prove you are 18 years old, which is the legal age.

I know you were impatient. Your penis says today we  haven't talked about anything related to jerking off. Yeah, you were sharp, but I want to say, stop jerking off. Put away your dick. Go to your bed to masturbate instead of jerking off in here.

无标题无名氏No.66689783

2025-07-28(一)11:20:43 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

0727

If you feel tired, you should stop right now, unless you are jacking off.
Nothing is happier than jacking off. I mean, jacking off is better than everything else.
It looks like yesterday I didn't write my English composition, right? But that was deliberate. Yesterday, I was too tired from jacking off late. So I stopped writing my composition to jack off instead. And now I am continuing to write my composition.
Yes, let's pretend today is July 27th. I don't have any overtime yet

无标题无名氏No.66698605

2025-07-29(二)13:35:40 ID: mcB4d6I

729
A surprise.
Before stick any words, I'd explain that my poor storage of vocabularies is a affective trouble, and I'm new here'. But get it aside for a while.
There's no more fellings that it could be a good chance for my English communicating and... a kind of chat-partner, for whatever any things. So, I wish could reply at this column, everyday if I could persist.
That's most kind of you for not being disturbed by my words of mess, and had original plan disturbed.

无标题无名氏No.66698633

2025-07-29(二)13:40:10 ID: mcB4d6I

It's no worry about any weird topic, I reply as accepting of course.
Any way, a question that, what's the regular of marking date?

无标题无名氏No.66701553

2025-07-29(二)19:22:24 ID: XpMZHhv (PO主)

July 28

It looks like I missed July 28th's post. No, not that. It's not true. I'm doing this instead, right?
I really wish I could finish writing it here, but I know it's too short.
So, let's talk some bullshit. Like what? I know you want to say something about a 'jack-off topic', but I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about another obscene topic again.
Don't worry, there's plenty of time; we have a lot of time. We can think about it next time.