Desktop Documents Downloads Music Pictures Public Templates Videos
user@ubuntu-server:~$

user@ubuntu-server:~$ rm -rf /
rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on '/'
rm: use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafe
user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69285554
Linux ubuntu-server 5.15.0-91-generic #101-Ubuntu SMP Tue Nov 7 15:23:03 UTC 2026 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux
user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69285538
（怎么上来就删库啊喂）

user@ubuntu-server:~$ curl wttr.in/Beijing
Weather report: Beijing, China

\ / Partly cloudy, scattered showers
.-. +31 °C
― ( ) ― ↙ 11 km/h
`-’ 16 km
/ \ 0.2 mm
┌─────────────┐
┌───────────────────────┤ Thu 20 Aug ├───────────────────────┐
│ Morning │ Afternoon │ Evening │
│ \ / Partly cloudy │ \ / Rain │ \ / Partly cloudy│
│ / \ │ / \ │ / \ │
│ 23 °C │ 31 °C │ 25 °C │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
Follow @igor_chubin for wttr.in updates

user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69285585
user@ubuntu-server:~$ btw i use xxx
Command 'btw' not found, did you mean:
command 'btw' from deb btw (0.6.2-1)
command 'at' from deb at (3.2.5-1ubuntu1)
Try: sudo apt install <deb name>

user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69285629
user@ubuntu-server:~$ if see me use ubuntu, i might say "hi" ~
bash: syntax error near unexpected token `see'
user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69285682
突然发现APP和网页版的排版对不上(;´Д`)

>>No.69285812
好难编啊(｀･ω･)

>>No.69295084
user@ubuntu-server:~$ fortune | cowsay | sed 's/ /_/g'
　_________________________________________________
<_你要是以为谁都有朋友恋人就错了——索菲·特瓦伊莱特_>
　-------------------------------------------------
________\___^__^
_________\__(oo)\_______
____________(__)\_______)\/\
________________||----w_|
________________||_____||

>>No.69295322
.._________________________________
/.为了不展现出弱点，我一直在拼命努力........\
|.不想认同自己的失败，一直在拼命挣扎........|
\.......................................——白银御行..../
..=================================
............\
.............\
..............\
...............|\_/|,,_____,~~`
...............(.".)~~.....)`~}}
................\o/\./---~\\.~}}
.................._//...._//.~}
user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69295411
user@ubuntu-server:~$ sudo apt update
[sudo] password for user:

[输入密码...]

Hit:1 http://cn.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu jammy InRelease
Get:2 http://cn.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu jammy-updates InRelease [119 kB]
Get:3 http://cn.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu jammy-backports InRelease [109 kB]
Get:4 http://security.ubuntu.com/ubuntu jammy-security InRelease [110 kB]
Fetched 338 kB in 2s (169 kB/s)
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done
All packages are up to date.
user@ubuntu-server:~$ sudo apt install adb -y
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done
The following NEW packages will be installed:
adb
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 96.3 kB of archives.[reference:0][reference:1]
After this operation, 257 kB of additional disk space will be used.[reference:2]
Get:1 http://cn.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu jammy/universe amd64 adb amd64 1:10.0.0+r36-9 [96.3 kB][reference:3]
Fetched 96.3 kB in 0s (192 kB/s)
Selecting previously unselected package adb.
(Reading database ... 98815 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to unpack .../adb_1%3a10.0.0+r36-9_amd64.deb ...
Unpacking adb (1:10.0.0+r36-9) ...
Setting up adb (1:10.0.0+r36-9) ...
Processing triggers for man-db (2.10.2-1) ...

user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69295656
user@ubuntu-server:~$ lspci
00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation Xeon E5 v4 Memory Controller (rev 01)
00:01.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation Xeon E5 v4 PCIe Root Port (rev 01)
00:02.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation Xeon E5 v4 PCIe Root Port (rev 01)
（省略一些...）
02:00.0 VGA compatible controller: NVIDIA Corporation GA100 [A100 SXM4 40GB] (rev a1)
02:00.1 Audio device: NVIDIA Corporation GA100 High Definition Audio Controller (rev a1)
03:00.0 VGA compatible controller: NVIDIA Corporation GA100 [A100 SXM4 40GB] (rev a1)
03:00.1 Audio device: NVIDIA Corporation GA100 High Definition Audio Controller (rev a1)
04:00.0 Ethernet controller: Intel Corporation I350 Gigabit Network Connection (rev 01)
05:00.0 Ethernet controller: Intel Corporation I350 Gigabit Network Connection (rev 01)
06:00.0 RAID bus controller: LSI Logic / Symbios Logic MegaRAID SAS-3 3108 [Invader] (rev 02)
07:00.0 USB controller: Renesas Technology Corp. uPD720201 USB 3.0 Host Controller (rev 03)

user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69295826
如果真的有这种配置的电脑就好了……

>>No.69295661
user@ubuntu-server:~$ lsusb
Bus 002 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0003 Linux Foundation 3.0 root hub
Bus 001 Device 005: ID 0b05:19b6 ASUSTek Computer, Inc. ROG Claymore II Keyboard
Bus 001 Device 004: ID 0b05:18a3 ASUSTek Computer, Inc. ROG Gladius III Mouse
Bus 001 Device 003: ID 0b05:19af ASUSTek Computer, Inc. ROG Strix USB Hub
Bus 001 Device 002: ID 8087:0024 Intel Corp. Integrated Rate Matching Hub
Bus 001 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0002 Linux Foundation 2.0 root hub

user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69295685
user@ubuntu-server:~$ adb shell getprop
[ro.product.model]: [SM-S9420]
[ro.product.brand]: [samsung]
[ro.product.name]: [gala26]
[ro.product.device]: [gala26]
[ro.product.manufacturer]: [samsung]
[ro.build.version.release]: 7[0,16]
[ro.build.version.sdk]: 14[0,36]
[ro.build.version.incremental]: 7434794[0,20260820]
[ro.build.date]: [Thu Aug 20 10:23:17 KST 2026]
[ro.build.fingerprint]: [samsung/gala26/gala26:16/API36/20260820:user/release-keys]
[ro.build.description]: [gala26-user 16 API36 20260820 release-keys]
[ro.build.display.id]: [UP1A.240305.001]
[ro.product.cpu.abi]: [arm64-v8a]
[ro.product.cpu.abilist]: [arm64-v8a]
[ro.board.platform]: [kona]
[ro.chipset.name]: [Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 for Galaxy]
[ro.chipset.manufacturer]: [Qualcomm]
[ro.soc.model]: [SM8750]
[ro.ram.size]: [12GB]
[ro.storage.size]: [256GB]
[ro.display.resolution]: [2340x1080]
[ro.display.screen]: [6.3-inch Dynamic AMOLED 2X]
[ro.display.refresh_rate]: [120Hz]
（……等等一堆信息）

[AI Security Monitor] ADB调试会话正常，设备信息已记录
user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69295710
不太好画……
想象一辆火车开了过来(｀･ω･)

>>No.69295733
user@ubuntu-server:~$ :(){ : | : & }; :
[AI Security Monitor] 检测到恶意fork炸弹指令，已自动拦截
[AI Security Monitor] 用户安全评级由0.8下调至0.4
[AI Security Monitor] 警告：若评级降至0.0，将自动限制sudo及网络访问权限

user@ubuntu-server:~$

>>No.69295922
不豪，方括号识别成roll点了(|||ﾟДﾟ)