0628

Everyone wants a big dick. But even if they actually have a big dick, they still wouldn’t know how to use it properly. I’m not talking about jacking off; I’m talking about satisfying a real, full-figured woman.

I wouldn’t tell you, but I have an 18cm big dick. Every night, I use it to fuck my wife, Ogiwara Sayu.

Penis size isn’t the most important thing—what matters is knowing how to use it, like how I can fuck my wife. But that doesn't mean I'd ever let you fuck my wife. Don’t even think about it. Definitely not!

Alright, now take your 3cm dick and get lost. And don’t point that thing at me again—I’m not fucking gay.

0629

‘パイズリ’ is an obscene Japanese word. In English, it's 'titjob'.

That means a woman uses her breasts to stimulate a partner's penis, which is inserted between them.

A titjob is not just the privilege of large breasts; small breasts can also provide them.

A titjob performed by a girl with small breasts can definitely provide more pleasure, because small breasts have more contact area than large breasts.

Now, just find yourself a girl with small breasts and place your penis between her breasts, feeling her softer small breasts. Remember, don't cum too often, otherwise you might become addicted.

0630

I can’t believe that anyone doesn't like girls' feet.
Foot sex is more pleasurable for me than a hand job.
Can you imagine small feet clamping your penis, warm and stimulating? I guess you can’t last a minute, especially if a girl is wearing white stockings.

When you cum, you will become addicted, just like me.

My wife Kokomi Sangonomiya wore a pair of white stockings. She has long legs and small feet. She often uses her feet to stimulate my penis; that is so stimulating. I love that feeling.

0701

Why does a man have a dick? A dick is very fragile. This vulnerable structure is not safe for a man.
Hence, a man needs protection to carefully guard his penis.
This protection is a woman, or more precisely, a woman's pussy.
Like a mortise and tenon joint, they fit so perfectly. A man must insert his dick into a pussy to find safety and pleasure.
Just like me and my wife, Astolfo. Oh, sorry, I forgot he's a femboy. Never mind.

0702

Usually, a man doesn't like to suck another man's dick. I don't know, perhaps they aren't gay.
Sucking a dick – we call that action a blow job.
It's a bit of a bawdy word, right?
If you suck a guy's cock, you must be gay.
Sorry, but I don't want to suck any man's penis, even if that guy is my wife, Ookura Yuusei. But if I were to be sucked by my wife, I would be so willing. In actuality, I get sucked by my wife every night.

0703

Who would want to fuck an anime girl’s pussy? Such a person must be a hentai lolicon.

An anime girl’s pussy is sacred and inviolable.

Let’s boycott NTR-centric aesthetics. We need more pure loli, not to be overcome by a black dick. We want no ahegao, no inmon, and no big breasts. That’s as perfect as paradise, an anime of two-dimensional Isekai.

Stop your illegal act! Don't point your dick at anime loli again—don't make me call the FBI!
Now you know how to do that, right? Yes, keep your dick away from anime loli and venerate them.

0704

Why are humans so obsessed with sexual acts? Even if men have no other partner, they will still jack off alone.
We should stop this meaningless sexual activity and stop jacking off. Don't you think that's right?
That is a wrong option. Forbidding sex will cause more severe sexual repression.
So, I propose creating a Sexland, just like Mizuryu Kei’s hentai manga, ‘Welcome To Mizuryuland!’.
Sexland can help men release their sexual repression and drain off the excess semen from their penises.
What a beautiful concept! Come on, join me! Just sponsor me for 50 RMB, and you can get an honorary 汁男 job.

0705

Sorry, but today we have no obscene topic. I swear I will be pure in the future.
From now on, we will not be talking about any obscene words, like jack off, pussy, fuck, and dick.
In the past, we talked about Young Jump manga, about themes of friendship and victory. Those are antiquated ideas.
We need more fresh ideas. Yes, just like DEI's praise for LGBTQ. We need more multi-faceted sexuality beyond just men and women.
Not just fucking men or women, we can fuck any object. Fucking hands, fucking feet, fucking computers, fucking the air, anything!
We can fuck anything!
Now, my topic is finished. I am going to fuck my visual waifu, Kitagawa Marin. She is such a bitch gal. Goodbye, see you next time.

0706

Genshin Impact is the greatest game of the 21st century. Why am I so confident in this? Because I have played this game for over five years, and there's no Genshin knowledge I don't know. You can call me the Genshin Master or the Genshin Doctor. Trust me, nobody knows Genshin better than me.

You definitely should try this game; it has all the fun you need. For example, it includes content like little boys, gay and lesbian themes, and even human-animal sexual acts. Yes, all of this can satisfy you!

0607

Nobody needs a sucky open-world game on their smartphone. Yes, I am talking about Genshin Impact instead of Wuthering Waves.

Genshin is a bad game. In it, you can only choose a gay or lesbian character, and there are no bishojo characters.

You can't even pay the 648 RMB to get a character that you like.

Your paid 648 RMB will increase the Mihoyo CEO's villa size, but it won't add even one centimeter to the open world's graphics.

Among the gay and lesbian characters, you have better choices. There's no need to stick with Genshin. Even playing a 'dick' is better than Genshin.

0708

Are you a Lolicon? If you are a real Lolicon, you should know that big breasts are not suitable for a loli. Small breasts are best, regardless of whether it's a loli or a madam.

This online discourse reflects more than just a bias towards a big-breast-centric aesthetic. Humans being so fixated on big breasts is an illness; it's an expression of insecurity. Not having big breasts can cause self-abasement, but not having small breasts will not lead to an inferiority complex.

Boycott big breasts, if you're a real Lolicon. We need more small breasts. Don't let big breasts become a trend; this will give rise to more feelings of inferiority.It's not conducive to the healthy development of human sexual preferences.

0709

I apologized for my negative comments about Genshin Impact.
Let me say this again: Genshin is the greatest game of the 21st century. I know some people don't like Genshin, even dissing it by comparing it to other mobile open-world games. That's not fair. You can't compare a parent to a son.

Do you know how much 1 Genshin Primogem is worth in RMB? One Jiao! That means 10 Primogems are worth 1 CNY. Even more shocking, you can get a whopping 60 Primogems if you complete daily quests. In just one day, you can get a lot of money – a full 6 RMB!

In just one year, you'll get 21,900 Primogems. That's worth three 648 RMB top-ups in Genshin, all for free!

So much happiness! Genshin is all I need to live my life.

0710

Inspiration is just like semen; you can't have an ejaculation every day. Too much ejaculation will damage your penis, just as draining too much inspiration will damage your brain.
So, for today, let's relax. No more stupid English essays, no more obscene compositions. Let's just say: Fucking English!
Done.

0711

You haven't jacked off for two days, which is more than 99% of people can say.
Please keep going, don’t let your hand touch your penis again until you next cum. Keep your virginity; you don’t need a woman to help you cum.
Be a happy virgin; every day you can cum.
What? You mean today’s composition is too short. Hey dude, you don’t rely on each composition being as long as my dick is.

0712

Do you guys not have phones? When we talk about phones, we say we have smartphone games. Yes, like Withering Waves.
Why not Genshin Impact? Maybe somebody will say:
'Genshin is a last-generation game, too old for people. Withering Waves is a next-generation game. It has more novelty and can help you jack off more than Genshin.'

You need a group; you are not a 12-year-old child anymore. Uninstall your Genshin, and download a truly open-world game, like MiniWorld or Infinity Nikki.

0713

Today is Sunday. Sundays are rest days, not suitable for writing.
On a rest day, you have to jack off in your bed, instead of using ChatGPT or another AI to write a fucking composition.
So, we must jack off right away. Today I will stop writing the fucking English composition to rest.
Goodbye, see you next time, have a nice jackoff.

划了半天没找到串还以为被删了，真怕哪天真被删了，虽然串内容是obscene 了点，不过没有人举报的话应该没事吧


0714

You are a lazy dog! Don't complain about having no time. Come on, just make use of your jack-off time to write English compositions.
You can keep jerking off every day, so why not stick to learning something all day?
Because learning has no intense pleasure like jerking off, right?
Perhaps it does. But have you thought about why learning can't make you cum?
Can't it? It's not impossible to cum while learning; you just jerk off and learn at the same time.
That's a perfect solution to that problem, what a genius idea!

obscene是形容词 所以应该是 这虽然是obscene串，但是….

0715

At the end of a tiring day, writing English compositions is not a good relaxation method for you.
Eating some food, jerking off sometimes, or making love with your waifu—all these can help you relax.
Writing is not fun; it offers no intense pleasure and can't make you cum. It's just like this boring life.
Don't long for writing to be happy all the time, or for everyday life to be meaningful. Boredom is the usual state day by day. You just need to wait for a happy day to come; at least that moment will be fun.

0716

Type '1' to help you finish your composition.
111111, really, dude?
Yes, it's finished already, dude. This is it.
You think this composition is too short?
Man, what can I say?
Here, you don't need to worry about filling a 300-word grid like a high school English final exam composition. And don't worry, no teacher will give you a 59.
All we need to do is randomly type some obscene English words into your chat and send them to some innocent people.

Finally, 1111111, it's finished, right? Is that long enough?