0717

Sorry, but today I have no composition. I'm slacking off today. Yes, I have approved my leave request.
We don't have to write compositions today; we can rest all day. Maybe we can play some galgames or Visual Novels, and you can jerk off until your semen is depleted.
Let's say laziness is best. Laze forever!

0718

Oh, I don't want to write another composition again. Every day, there are more and more compositions. Congratulations! At least we've memorized this English word. Yes, composition, composition, composition, you see! I can spell this word three times in a row, perfectly!

This composition should end here, but I don't want to let it look too short. So, I added some bullshit at the end. It looks so long now, much better than before, right?

0719

We shouldn't have to write another composition today. It's the weekend, just like every week, so we need to rest all weekend.
We must adhere to an 8-hour workday, so we can spend our weekends jerking off instead of working 996 hours.
Nobody would jerk off at work, unless they have no time to do so because of the 996 work schedule.
Jerking off in the workplace is an act of resistance against an unreasonable society.
Let's jerk off to resist this world!

0720

Last week, I mentioned that weekends aren't suitable for writing. So today, we don't need to write another English composition. And yes, that includes this one.

It's like wanting to buy new clothes, but you can only go out to buy them if you're already wearing clothes. Similarly, you don't want to write another composition, yet to express that very thought, you have to write something down. It's so paradoxical, like a devious faggot

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0721

Oh, I didn't even have time to do 0721 (オナニー) on 07/21. That's not a good sign. Mr. XunLei once said: 'Time is like the semen in a penis; if you stroke your penis, you'll always get some.'
Yes, it's not that I didn't have time to write a composition or to do 0721; rather, I simply didn't try to do 0721. Sorry, I apologize to Mr. XunLei, I apologize for not doing 0721, and I apologize to my wife, Ayachi Neinei.

0722

0723

Actually, I'm out of ideas for today's composition. I'm tired of obscene topics, and my obscene inspiration has completely dried up. Anyway, I won't be engaging in any more obscene acts in the future. My obscene mindset has disappeared; the person I am now is new, perfect, and pure.

Let's talk about some meaningful themes, like cosmological origins, the boundaries of the universe, or the end of the universe. Oh, that seems too broad for now. Don't worry, we have a truly universal theme: jerking off. Is there anyone who doesn't like jerking off? Nobody can tolerate a day without masturbation!

What? You're saying it's too obscene, and you can't stand it? Okay, I'll stop this composition now.

0724

I'm not sure what KFC and Crazy Thursday mean. But today, as I was playing Genshin Impact, the moment I logged into the game, 648 CNY was deducted from my Alipay by miHoYo's CEO. This happened just because I had previously said some fucking words about Genshin.
So, I'm out 648 CNY. Can you spare 50 CNY, bro? I really need to top up Genshin to appease miHoYo's CEO. Otherwise, he'll ban my Genshin account and wipe out all my Genshin contributions! Yes, it's always for Genshin. I absolutely do not want to eat KFC's Crazy Thursday discount package.

0725

It's time to rack our brains to write some trash again. Oh, it's already starting. Let me think about this round. I need to talk about what the theme is.
It should not be an obscene theme, like 'jack off'. No matter how much you love the topic of 'jack off', you should not mention it at all. We write too much about 'jack-off' topics, so we are tired of it.
However, the truth is...
Shit, bro, I can't even think of anything that has nothing to do with 'jack off'. Alright, you win. Let us discuss the theme of 'jerk off' again.
I really want to write something about 'jack off' now...
But it's getting late — tomorrow we'll talk about 'jack off' again.

0726

Let me show you my new waifu. Her name is Kitagawa Marin. No, no, not Kita. Kita is my ex-wife.

I think you're a little confused. Why Kitagawa? Isn't she Gojo Wakana's girlfriend? That's true, but she is also my waifu. That's not NTR. Do you know about bike-sharing? It's just like that.

During the daytime, she is Gojo's girlfriend, and at night, she is my waifu. Is it the money that makes our relationship so stable? Marin likes cosplay. At night, her cosplay is so hot... Oh, I can't talk about this anymore, unless you can prove you are 18 years old, which is the legal age.

I know you were impatient. Your penis says today we  haven't talked about anything related to jerking off. Yeah, you were sharp, but I want to say, stop jerking off. Put away your dick. Go to your bed to masturbate instead of jerking off in here.

0727

If you feel tired, you should stop right now, unless you are jacking off.
Nothing is happier than jacking off. I mean, jacking off is better than everything else.
It looks like yesterday I didn't write my English composition, right? But that was deliberate. Yesterday, I was too tired from jacking off late. So I stopped writing my composition to jack off instead. And now I am continuing to write my composition.
Yes, let's pretend today is July 27th. I don't have any overtime yet

July 28

It looks like I missed July 28th's post. No, not that. It's not true. I'm doing this instead, right?
I really wish I could finish writing it here, but I know it's too short.
So, let's talk some bullshit. Like what? I know you want to say something about a 'jack-off topic', but I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about another obscene topic again.
Don't worry, there's plenty of time; we have a lot of time. We can think about it next time.

It's an open space. Don't worry, everybody can freely make a statement.

July 31

Okay, I can't deceive myself anymore. Today is July 31st instead of the 29th or 30th. Yes, I haven't written for two days now. It's a bad sign, right? No, dude, it's not like that. You can say I had a cold and couldn't write, but you can't say not writing is wrong. I'm a free spirit; I don't need to compel myself to write something every day. I write because I want to, not because of a fucking deadline. Oh, writing makes me so happy! It's not self-deception. I hope I can write again tomorrow.

Aug 2

Brain: I feel so much pain, I probably have a cold or chikungunya fever. Damn mosquito.

I: I got you. I'll give you some time off.

Brain: Get out! You are fired.

Aug 10

Do you want to continue playing this Earth Online game that sucks?
Yes, you can't give up, just as you can't stop jacking off. Just look on the bright side: Earth Online isn't as bad as Genshin.
Somebody said: Life is like a dick; sometimes it's up... sometimes it's down... but it won't be hard forever.
Forgive me, I must pad out this English composition to make my words look so long. Like my long penis.
See you next time.