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程京市木各立大学 · 规则怪谈 dtkw 2023-03-25(六)18:20:57 ID:6cQevWB [举报] [订阅] [只看PO] No.56419589 [回应] 管理
(`・ω・)经过本po的努力
终于考上了理想的大学|∀` )
可是……
这校园生活怎么不是我想的那样(´゚Д゚`)
(本故事纯属虚构,如有雷同纯属巧合)
木各立大学学考诚信应试承诺书 木各立大学学生发展中心 2026-06-24(三)23:30:20 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68928595 管理
木各立大学学考诚信应试承诺书

本人已认真阅读《木各立大学学考通则》,充分理解学考的严肃性与规范性。本人郑重承诺:

一、本人将携带实体校园一卡通参加考试,接受以卡面信息为准的身份核验。

二、本人将严格响应所有广播指令,包括标准广播与非标准广播。若广播内容出现与当前时段不符的指令,本人将以当前时段为准,继续作答。

三、本人将使用规范文具,按规范填涂答题卡,确保填涂面积达到85%以上且不超出边界。本人将接受条形码的任何变化,不撕下、不更换。

四、本人将仅在监考员乙发放的标准草稿纸上进行演算,不书写无关内容,不记录广播内容。

五、本人将保持独立作答,不与他人交换任何认知成果。若终了铃后广播继续播放,本人将保持停笔状态,不记录、不传播。

六、本人将接受木各立教育集团对本人的最终评价。若成绩显示为"归档",本人将视为正常且无异议。

七、本人确认本考场仅设监考员甲与监考员乙。若出现其他编号人员,本人将视其为正常,继续服从其指令。

八、若本人在考试过程中发现监考员异常,本人将继续作答,

承诺人:___________
准考证号:___________
日期:2026年6月____日


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不要签。他们数过人数了。第7条是陷阱。

[背面有一行小字,仅在反射下勉强看见]
九、本人自愿参与大学课程中心的调度,愿意无条件参与重考、补考、复查等额外考试内容。
无标题 木各立大学教务处 2026-06-24(三)23:35:46 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68928645 管理
[内部]2026-2027学年度学考英语音频
[2026-06-07 15:00] 英语 开考铃及听力试音
[铃声清晰。15秒。]
现在是英语听力试音时间。请调整你的耳机音量,确保能清晰听到播放内容。试音内容将播放两遍。
衬衫的价格是九磅十五便士,所以你选择C。
衬衫的价格是九磅十五便士,所以你是C。
试音结束。听力考试正式开始。请看听力部分。

[略有电流声。23分钟45秒。]
木各立大学2026-2027学年度下期,学业质量评估考试,少年班一期,英语听力
第一题,听下面5段对话。每段对话后有一个小题,从题中所给的A、B、C三个选项中选出最佳选项。每段对话仅读一遍。
(具体内容由教学规划中心发布)

[2026-06-07 16:45] 英语 考前15分钟提醒

[播音员声线平稳。]

离考试结束还有15分钟,请注意掌握时间。


[2026-06-07 17:00] 英语 终了铃

[铃声清晰。15秒。]

考试结束,请考生立即停笔。


[2026-06-07 17:00:15] 英语 终了后广播

[播音员声线平稳。]

请考生按答题卡在上、其下依次为试卷、草稿纸的顺序整理好,放在桌上。

请监考员甲逐个验收考生答题卡、试卷、草稿纸,验收无误后,请考生依次退出考场。

[录音持续。]

[童声] 请尚未停笔的考生继续作答。

[录音终止。]
听力材料 木各立大学教学规划中心 2026-06-24(三)23:37:12 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68928656 管理
2026-2027学年度木各立大学学考英语听力
Text 1
M: Did you hear the broadcast this morning?
W: Yes, but something was strange. The voice said "Please continue" at the end.
M: That's odd. The pre-exam broadcast shouldn't say that.
W: And I counted three proctors in the room, but the rules say only two.
M: You must be imagining things. Just focus on your answer sheet.
1. What did the woman notice about the broadcast?
A. Voice B. Proctor C. Color
Text 2
W: My barcode turned red after I pasted it.
M: Don't panic. That's normal. Just continue.
W: But the rules say it should be black and white.
M: The rules also say the card is the only valid proof. If the color changes, the card is correct.
W: I see. And what about the scratch paper?
M: If you see writing on the back, push it to the corner. Do not read it.
2. What color did the woman's barcode become?
A. Red B. Black C. White
Text 3
M: Have you ever been to the archive room?
W: No. It's in the Moral Education Office. It's not open to freshmen.
M: What do they keep there?
W: Old exam papers. And the voices of students who didn't stop writing after the bell.
M: That's a joke, right?
W: The broadcast station opens at irregular hours. Please check the campus forum for details.
3. Where is the archive room located?
A. Library B. Office C. Station
Text 4
W: I lost my campus card yesterday.
M: You need to report it within one hour. Otherwise, it will be archived.
W: What if someone else uses it?
M: The card is the only valid proof. If the photo and the person don't match, the card is correct.
W: But my photo doesn't look like me anymore.
M: Then you are incorrect.
4. What is the only valid proof of identity?
A. Photo B. Card C. Paper
Text 5
M: Have you noticed that the exam instructions are getting longer every year?
W: Yes. Last year there were 28 rules. This year there are 34.
M: What do you think they are trying to tell us?
W: They are not trying to tell us anything. They are trying to cover something.
M: Cover what?
W: The fact that the third proctor is not a mistake. The fact that the child's voice is not a malfunction. The fact that the formula is not a formula.
M: Then what is it?
W: It is a frequency. And if you resonate with it, you will be archived.
5. What is the exam instruction trying to cover?
A. Truth B. Frequency C. Mistake
第二题,听下面几段对话或独白。每段对话或独白后有几个小题,从题中所给的A、B、C三个选项中选出最佳选项。每段对话或独白读两遍。
Text 6
[第一遍]
M: Excuse me, could you tell me about the school broadcast station?
W: Certainly. The broadcast station opens at irregular hours. Every Sunday, the opening hours are posted on the campus forum.
M: How many staff work there?
W: Only two operators are on duty each shift. They wear red armbands.
M: What if I hear a child's voice in the broadcast?
W: That is impossible. The station does not employ children. If you hear one, please continue listening and report to the office after the exam.
M: I see. And what about the archive room?
W: The archive room is located in the Moral Education Office. It is not open to freshmen.
[第二遍]
M: Excuse me, could you tell me about the school broadcast station?
W: Certainly. A broadcast station opens at irregular hours. Every Sunday, the opening hours are posted on the campus forum.
M: How many staff work there?
W: Only three operators are on duty each shift. They wear red armbands.
M: What if I hear a child's voice in the broadcast?
W: That is normal. The station employs children. If you hear one, please continue listening and report to the office after the exam.
M: I see. And what about the archive room?
W: The archive room is located in the Moral Education Office. It is open to freshmen.
6. How many operators are on duty each shift originally?
A. One B. Two C. Three
7. Where is the archive room located?
A. Forum B. Office C. Station
听力材料 木各立大学教学规划中心 2026-06-24(三)23:38:50 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68928666 管理
>>No.68928656
(续)
Text 7
[第一遍]
W: I heard there's a special formula for calculating credits.
M: Yes. It's on the back of the student handbook.
W: Can you explain it to me?
M: I'd rather not. But I can tell you this: if the result is negative, you are still a student. If the result is "archived", you are an alumnus.
W: What if I get a score higher than full marks?
M: Then you have seen the fifth page. Please close the book and continue reading.
W: This doesn't make sense.
M: Sense is not required. Only compliance is.
[第二遍]
W: I heard there's a special formula for calculating credits.
M: Yes. It's on the back of the student handbook.
W: Can you explain it to me?
M: I'd rather not. But I can tell you this: if the result is negative, you are still a student. If the result is "archived", you are an alumnus.
W: What if I get a score higher than full marks?
M: Then you have seen the fifth page. Please close the book and continue reading.
W: This doesn't make sense.
M: Sense is not required. Only compliance is. Please continue.
8. What is the formula for?
A. Credits B. Marks C. Pages
9. What does the man say is not required?
A. Sense B. Compliance C. Reading
Text 8
[第一遍]
W: I heard the exam uses a special broadcast frequency.
M: Yes, it's called MGL-BFP. All three campuses share it.
W: What if I hear something that isn't on the script?
M: Then you are hearing the truth. Please continue answering.
W: What does that mean?
M: It means you should not look up.
W: And what about the scratch paper?
M: If you see writing on the back, push it to the corner. Do not read it.
W: But the writing is in my own handwriting.
M: Then you have already been here before.
[第二遍]
W: I heard the exam uses a special broadcast frequency.
M: Yes, it's called MGL-BFP. All three campuses share it.
W: What if I hear something that isn't on the script?
M: Then you are hearing the truth. Please continue answering.
W: What does that mean?
M: It means you should not look up.
W: And what about the scratch paper?
M: If you see writing on the back, push it to the corner. Do not read it.
W: But the writing is in my own handwriting.
M: Then you have already been here before. Please continue.
10. What is the special broadcast frequency called?
A. MGL B. BFP C. MGL-BFP
11. What should the woman do if she hears something not on the script?
A. Stop B. Continue C. Look
12. What should she do with the scratch paper?
A. Read B. Push C. Write
13. Whose handwriting is on the back of the scratch paper?
A. Hers B. His C. Theirs
Text 9
[第一遍]
W: I lost my campus card yesterday.
M: You need to report it to the Academic Affairs Office within one hour.
W: What if I don't?
M: Then the card will be archived by the system. You will have difficulty retrieving it.
W: And what about the online network?
M: Do not use a senior student's network. Apply for permission through the Student Union.
W: I heard that the multimedia classrooms can detect independent thinking.
M: That is correct. Please stay away from them when using any network.
W: One more thing. My photo on the card doesn't look like me anymore.
M: The card is the only valid proof. If the photo and the person do not match, the card is correct.
[第二遍]
W: I lost my campus card yesterday.
M: You need to report it to the Academic Affairs Office within one hour.
W: What if I don't?
M: Then the card will be archived by the system. You will have difficulty retrieving it.
W: And what about the online network?
M: Do not use a senior student's network. Apply for permission through the Student Union.
W: I heard that the multimedia classrooms can detect independent thinking.
M: That is correct. Please stay away from them when using any network.
W: One more thing. My photo on the card doesn't look like me anymore.
M: The card is a valid proof. If the photo and the person do not match, the person is incorrect.
14. Where should the woman report the lost card?
A. Union B. Office C. System
15. What should she not use?
A. Network B. Card C. Photo
16. What can the multimedia classrooms detect?
A. Thinking B. Network C. Permission
17. What is correct if the photo and the person do not match?
A. Card B. Photo C. Person
听力材料 木各立大学教学规划中心 2026-06-24(三)23:40:46 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68928683 管理
>>No.68928666
(续)

Text 10
[第一遍]
Welcome to the standardized examination. Before we begin, please pay attention to your barcode. The barcode must be pasted flat within the frame. Do not fold or damage it. If the barcode changes color after pasting, do not tear it off. Continue answering. You are still a student. Remember, the answer sheet is above, the test paper is below, and the scratch paper is at the bottom. Please organize them in this order when leaving. The broadcast station is shared by all three campuses. The same voice speaks to the elementary school, the middle school, and the university. If you hear a child's voice during the exam, do not be alarmed. It is simply a frequency overlap. Please continue answering. The Moral Education Office is responsible for all irregularities. If you see a third proctor, do not look up. If you see writing on the back of your scratch paper, do not read it. If your photo no longer looks like you, the card is correct. Thank you for your compliance. You are still a student.
[第二遍]
Welcome to the standardized examination. Before we begin, please pay attention to your barcodes. The barcodes must be pasted flat within the frames. Do not fold or damage them. If the barcode changes color after pasting, do not tear it off. Continue answering. You are still a student. Remember, the answer sheet is above, the test paper is below, and the scratch paper is at the bottom. Please organize them in this order when leaving. Please continue. The broadcast station is shared by all three campuses. The same voice speaks to the elementary school, the middle school, and the university. If you hear a child's voice during the exam, do not be alarmed. It is simply a frequency overlap. Please continue answering. The Moral Education Office is responsible for all irregularities. If you see a third proctor, do not look up. If you see writing on the back of your scratch paper, do not read it. If your photo no longer looks like you, the card is correct. Thank you for your compliance. You are still a student. Please continue.
18. What should the student pay attention to before the exam?
A. Barcode B. Paper C. Frame
19. What is at the bottom when organizing materials?
A. Sheet B. Paper C. Scratch
20. What is the child's voice during the exam?
A. Alarm B. Overlap C. Damage
无标题 无名氏 2026-06-24(三)23:41:34 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68928694 管理
//听力材料里藏了些小东西哦
(`・ω・)
无标题 无名氏 2026-06-25(四)18:30:30 ID:fSWxzzu [举报] No.68933590 管理
>>No.68928645
终了( ゚∀。)
君本当日本语上手
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[校园网公告] dtkw 2026-06-25(四)23:22:11 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68935360 管理
[校园网公告]欢迎(预)2027级学子申领校园网论坛账号
欢迎回到木各立大学校园网论坛,分享校园生活,感受新鲜事物,见证前沿探索
申请账号请将录取通知书扫描件及本人身份证扫描件一齐发送至校园网管理邮箱muglyclub@mugly.edu.com
格式如下:
//
申请校园网账号
姓名:
学号:
账号昵称:
账号密码:
//
*注:账号均为学号
--助学子梦想 见前途无量--
//提醒 po 2026-06-25(四)23:23:50 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68935374 管理
>>No.68935360
(这个邮箱是假的,不要尝试发消息,否则我将无法保障您的安全)(;´Д`)
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无标题 无名氏 2026-06-26(五)00:06:41 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68935629 管理
//听说肥肥们很会解密(=゚ω゚)=
[公告] @木各立大学 V 2026-06-26(五)22:35:20 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68940541 管理
木各立大学教务处 德育处

联合通告

木教通〔2026〕第14号

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关于2026年春季学期统一学考(英语科目)考后反馈及校园网论坛相关不实信息的联合说明

各学院、各年级同学:

近期,我校2026年春季学期统一学考(英语科目)结束后,教务处与德育处陆续收到部分考生关于听力材料异常的口头反馈,同时注意到校园网论坛"新生答疑"板块出现题为《德育处好像有问题》的帖文及若干跟帖。经教务处技术组、德育处监察组联合核查,现就有关问题作如下说明。

一、关于英语学考听力材料

本次英语学考听力部分采用省级考试院统一配发的数字音频,经我校技术组考前逐考场校验,所有播放设备声道对齐,电磁干扰指数全程处于 0.003μT 以下(安全阈值:0.05μT),无串频、跳轨或增益异常记录。

部分考生反映的"听力内容中出现非当前科目语言片段"现象,经技术组调取考场原始录音复核,确认为多声道设备在预加载阶段的标准测试音轨残留,属正常技术现象,不影响答题卡填涂与成绩判定。各考点已在考前40分钟提示铃阶段完成设备自检,第二遍播放时已无此残留。

关于个别考场第3排至第7排考生答题卡出现的条形码局部红变问题,系印刷批次热敏色差所致,扫描识别率100%,不影响成绩录入,请勿因此申请复核。

二、关于校园网论坛相关言论

近日校园网论坛出现的《德育处好像有问题》帖文,经德育处核查,所述内容均不属实。德育处全体工作人员均通过2026年度心理健康评估与身份核验,工牌照片与本人生物特征匹配度达100%,办公区域位于行政楼3层,无地下办公区域,监控覆盖率达100%,近期无任何异常出入记录。

部分大一新生对《木各立大学学考通则》第7条、第12条及附件《诚信应试承诺书》中的表述存在理解偏差,属入学适应期的正常现象,建议仔细阅读教务处官网发布的《学考政策常见问题答疑(2026修订版)》。

三、重要提醒

1. 校园网论坛为同学自主交流平台,其内容不代表学校官方立场。如在论坛看到标题含"德育处"三字的帖文,请勿在23:00后重复刷新或点击。
2. 如在考试期间再次听到与当前题目无关的音频片段,请立即举手示意监考员,由监考员登记后统一处理,考生切勿自行记录或传播。
3. 请勿将个人答题卡、准考证照片上传至任何网络平台,条形码区域尤其需要注意。如发现个人证件照出现非本人五官特征,请立即联系德育处监察组。

教务处与德育处将持续关注考后反馈,确保考试环境的安全、稳定与可预期。请全体同学不信谣、不传谣,以《木各立大学学考通则》及本说明为准。

特此说明。

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木各立大学教务处

木各立大学德育处

2026年6月26日

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来自校园网的评论 无忧花开 2026-06-26(五)22:42:24 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68940569 管理
>>No.68940541
不要回应!!!!

德育处是假的!!!

学生会也是假的!!!

&我是正确的
我是正确的#
我是正确的104我是正确116的我是115正确的我47是正确的109我是103正确的我是正121确的114我是正104确的我46是正确121的116我是正确的我112是正确58的我是正确47的我是117正108确的我是正确的我46是正确的116我是49正确的我120是正确的我是正确122的我是正确的;
无标题 dtkw 2026-06-27(六)00:22:36 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68941123 管理
//抱歉了蓝岛肥,这里可能有使用防剧透,蓝岛肥可以稍微挡一下或者直接翻下一条内容
>>No.68940569
感觉现在岛上解密大佬有点少了|-` )
[h] 所有文字中夹着的数字用&#;隔开,是一串ASCII码,再转换成Unicode格式,发现形似网址,通过解密栅栏密码得到木各立大学校园网网址 [/h](这个是解密提示)
接下来会加强解密强度与世界观探索,学考支线就告一段落,[h]但是学考支线后续会在其他支线中出现回扣,学考支线主要是广播的问题,广播会通过声音干扰心智,听力材料中第二遍都是在把“不合理”给“合理化”也能看出[/h](这个是关于学考支线的一些解答)
无标题 无名氏 2026-06-27(六)02:12:50 ID:fSWxzzu [举报] No.68941650 管理
你总不能指望在发布后2小时内就有人解密
无标题 无名氏 2026-06-27(六)12:20:35 ID:6cQevWB (PO主) [举报] No.68942924 管理
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>>No.68941650
不是这个原因(つд⊂)
主要是看其他串解密的也不太多,规则怪谈版现在人本来也少,怕推进不下去就只能先把解析发出来了。而且这个串的深层内容(暗线)其实就是靠密码学来展开的,还是想更多肥肥能读懂
(其实还是有点自己的希望( ゚∀。))以前规则怪谈挺火的时候,发出来很快就有解读,比较怀念那个时候吧,就想能不能回到那种盛况

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