目标是每天写些怪东西

0530

long to explore the delicate curves of her petite form, anticipating an unforgettable sensory experience. As I gently cradle her breasts and apply rhythmic suction, our passion builds toward moments of intense, breathtaking climax again and again.

0531

I had a wife named Sakiko Togawa. Yesterday, she passed away.
I miss her so much—I miss her delicate curves, her soft blue hair, and her delicate feet.
How I wish she could use her foot to stamp on my penis.
But now she is gone, and that wish will never be realized.
Sakiko,、Sakiko、Sakiko ,I want you to know—I want, I want, You know I want you to know how much I need you so.

0601

Ikuyo Kita is my ex-wife. We had a lovely life in the past.
She would often use her foot to stamp on my private parts.
We were happy together.
However, last year, she developed beriberi, which was terrible. The odor from her feet was so strong and fishy that I could barely tolerate it. This condition made both my cock and mouth sick.
As a result, I decided to end the marriage.

Yesterday, she sent me a message. She said she has been cured of beriberi and wants to marry me again.
Now I don’t know what to do.

0602

Don’t let stubbornness cloud your judgment about the girl’s foot. Girls have increasingly sexualized areas—like underarms, abdomen, nape, or 0721.

I took a wife last year; I’ve had many wives, but she was the most unusual. We met in a game, which most people call a galgame. However, I prefer the term visual novel.

In the visual novel, I encountered her. Her name was Neinei Ayachi. At the library, she showed me a 0721. I didn’t know about my own 0721, but she used it to teach me. Eventually, I culminated with her—all of this was part of the 0721.

Since then, she often engaged in 0721 with me. She cherished this experience.

Finally, we married in the library, and our relationship lasted until yesterday.

0602

Why I am fond of small breasts? Don't misunderstand me; I'm not a lolicon. I simply appreciate small breasts, which has nothing to do with age. Of course, I love adult women, not those who look like 12-year-old girls. The charm lies in their natural proportion – zero and infinity are counterparts. To possess them is to hold the whole world.
Yes indeed, my wife Ayase Mitsukasa embodies this perfection.

0604

Let's reject femboy-centric aesthetics. We need more well-being aesthetics – I mean aesthetics focused on safety, lawfulness, and robust men with vivid personalities. Not those delicate-looking characters like the little boys in Genshin Impact.
Actually, my current wives are Ruka Urushibara and Saika Totsuka. They represent true manhood. To prove you're a man among men – a sigma man – you should marry such truly masculine figures.

0605

Do you have any Furry-centric aesthetics? Please stop those illegal activities.
Furry is entering into homo, becoming a gay person of the first step. Be careful, you asshole, don’t be a homo gay putting his dick in your anus.
You think there will be a reverse after? No, I don’t have any Furry-centric aesthetics. I simply want to have sexuality with Neko-Mimi Girls.

0506

Do you have any anal stimulation?
Do you use an anal plug in your anus?
Do you even choose a dildo?
Don't abuse your anus. Your anus is not a black hole. You need more robust items, like a Pocket Pussy.
You definitely should try those toys. They can help you to cum.
Please stop acting like a gay man with your anus.
Let me move away from anal stimulation and towards strong orgasms!

0507

Repressed sexuality has been a problem for Tieba men.
How to resolve a man's repressed sexuality? Helping him to have sex with a woman could be a good way, right?
But repressed sexuality in men is caused by not having a woman to have sex with.
Control your right hand and conserve your semen. Jacking off excessively will drain you.
Don't be a simp. You have another way. Discard your sexual orientation; you can choose a femboy to be your fuck buddy.

0608

The orgasm will let you experience both paradise and inferno.
At the moment of cum, you may have fun,
but in the end, you will lose your soul and pay a demon.
You have to get a girlfriend, stop the mirage, stop the dog shit jack off, just like me. Yes, I’m enjoying my life. I have many wives, like Hotaru, like Hutao, like Ganyu.
They are not merely on the display monitor; they help me defeat my libido.
In the end, I wish you robust health and the ability to bring forward cum.

0609

Everyone has the right to jack off.
But only a select few choose not to jack off.
They relinquish their right to jack off.
This constitutes a violation of human rights fairness.
Therefore, those who abstain from jacking off should undergo "fem-alization,"
transforming them into femboys
to serve citizens who legitimately jack off.
Long live jacking off!

0621

之前偷懒了 反省中

0622

SCAT is not a good habit. Do you want to know what SCAT means, or what SCAT is?

Yes, "scat" is an abbreviation of "scatology." It refers to a sexual practice where some individuals (for example, some gay individuals) engage in eating their own or others' feces to obtain sexual pleasure. This is what "scat" means in this context.

Only dirty faggots can use their own feces to jack off.

Do you want me to eat shit? Not a chance, unless it's my wife Tokisaki Kurumi's excrement.

Let me talk about a more normal and robust theme.
Yes, like "jack off."
What does "jack off" mean? It means a man uses his hand to stimulate his penis to achieve pleasure.
When you masturbate and feel happy, that's definitely a good thing; it puts you in a good mood. It's good for the brain and good for health – that's a win-win situation.

Masturbation is the greatest game God created. Isn't there anything happier than masturbation? Definitely not!

0624

Big breasts are bad aesthetics for humans. Ultimately, small breasts are the ideal for humans.
Let me talk about the defects of big breasts and the positives of small breasts.
Believe me! You will reject big-breast-centric aesthetics.

Big breasts have Seven Deadly Sins. The first sin is gluttonous lust: their excessive size causes men's lust to break out.
The second of the Seven Deadly Sins is their ugly appearance; they are too unattractive and look nothing like human organs. Furthermore, big breasts are disharmonious; their excessive size corrupts men's minds.

Limited by space, I won't be able to give a complete account, but big breasts are evil; that's definitely undisputed.

Only small breasts are eternal, never changing; they are always beautiful, just like Ancient Greek statues.
Small breast beauty lasts forever, inspiring eternal love.

0625

Do you think I will talk about any "filthy" topics again? No, I'll never do that again, I swear!

We love themes like striving, friendship, and victory, just like in Weekly Young Jump manga, right?

But alas, those themes don't inherently involve romantic love, let alone making love.
We all love making love, right? Without making love, there would be no humans, no babies – not even us, you, or me. Humanity would be destroyed.

By the way, I want to have sex with small-breasted girls, like my wife Kasugano Sora.

0626

Life is shit. Money is like toilet paper for your asshole. If you don't have that money/paper, you'll be covered in shit all over the floor.

Do you want to use your asshole to earn money?

That's an easy job. You just stay in bed and open your legs—waiting for a black dick to be put in your asshole. That's right, so simple.

Using your asshole to make money can prevent your shitty life from shitting all over your face. And also, you can achieve happiness with this fucked-up life.

Open your asshole, lift your legs, turn a black dick's semen into a money-making force; that is how to resist this dog-shit life.

0627

The internet has a strange word: 'suo niuzi'. That means a man sucks another guy’s penis.
People use 'suo niuzi' or 'suo suo nide' to express their current excitement.
Holy shit. Only gays would use their mouths to suck another man’s dick.
Stop using those wrong expressions. You should use more cultured and current expressions, just like ‘ccb’, ‘kkp’, or ‘can can need’.
Exact and elegant!
Check unhealthy tendencies, discard misguided homosexual inclinations.
Safeguard people's penises, begin from yourself, and begin right now.